[Note: I had this dream once before, but didn't write it down]
Em (wife) and I were in Virginia, and there was something about riding bicycles with some sort of professional riding group heading north up I-81. At some point (not very far into it) we got sidetracked out of it and we pulled off onto the median area just after the Weyers Cave entrance ramp heading north (not quite as far as the area where the cops always sit)
We went into the woods there and into a house that was there. After we went inside, we happened to find Brigitte Nielsen there with us. I believe she had also been part of the biking group. The house that we were in was very dirty and barren inside, and it was poorly lit by a single bulb hanging from the ceiling in each room. The walls seemed to be of cement or cinder block rather than sheet rock. Everything was gray.
Anyway, she started talking to us. I can't remember what her original intent was for it, but she then found some sort of pumping apparatus and some clear medical grade tubing, and she proceeded to show us how to insert the tube into parts of our bodies (such as directly into the thigh or hip, which is where she was demonstrating on herself) and pumping the apparatus and sucking out the fat. It came along quite slowly, but she was saying something about this giving us extra energy for the biking. I didn't really believe her, and I thought she was a little loony for doing it.
Neither of us wanted to offend her by leaving, but pretty soon we had to because there was a smell being generated by the fat that was disgusting, very much like the old fat and grease in a theater popcorn machine. It literally smelled like very old artificial butter, and it was making both of us sick. This whole thing seemed to go on forever, but eventually we wound up leaving. We got back onto the bicycles and left, hitting I-81 again, and actually getting off at the next exit, which was very woodsy and had a bridge than ran over 81.
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